E.M.’s Late Friday Fibs – 11/26/2021

1.  What is rolling stock?

It’s a classic car that is all original. It’s called a rolling stock because of the tires, and the stock is because nothing has been changed on it.

2.  What is a rolling deck?

It’s when a speedboat passes by on the lake, and it hooks your deck and rips it away from your house. It’s dangerous when it starts rolling.

3.  What is role play?

Something that most people don’t talk about with other people because it’s secret.

4.  What is ‘on a roll’?

It’s when you sit on a jelly roll, and it gets stuck on your pants.

5.  What does a rolling stone gather?

People…lots and lots of people. Just ask Dr. Seuss.

6.  What is a rolling boil?

A rolling boil is pretty nasty. It sits under your skin, and when you touch it, it rolls beneath the surface so the doctor cannot pop it.

7.  What is a rolling pin?

It’s when you make a pen move with psychokinesis. It rolls by using your mind.

8.  What is a steam roller?

It’s the opposite of a Zamboni. It destroys the ice with steam as it rolls around the rink. Its real name is the Zamboozie. It was made by an alcoholic.

9.  What is a roller coaster?

It’s when you have condensation on your glass when it sits on the coaster, and when you take a drink, it rolls all over the ground when you pick it up.

10. What is a roller skate?

It’s what the steam roller runs around on when destroying the ice.

This was my Fibbing Friday post! Enjoy everyone!

E.M.’s Friday Fibs – 11/19/2021 – Golf

  1. What is an Arnold Palmer?

    It’s Where’s Waldo’s older brother.
  2. What is a niblick?

    It’s when you cannot decide whether to nibble or lick on your dinner.
  3. What is a mashie?

    It a new dance that is all the rave in the clubs these days.
  4. What’s the difference between a hook and a slice?

    A hook catches the man of your dreams, and a slice means that you have to settle for less by going bowling with the neighbor boy who has no teeth.
  5. What name is given to a single hole score of three under par?

  6. What’s a bogey?

    A very fast jet.
  7. What’s the difference between a regular golf course and an executive golf course?

    The “Clothing is Optional” condition of the course…regular golf courses make you wear all of your clothes.
  8. What unique award is given to the winner of the Masters Tournament?

    A groundhog.
  9. Why do golf balls have dimples?

    Because dimples are better than pimples…
  10. What is the 19th hole?

    It’s like the mile high club in an airplane

This post is for Fibbing Friday. PCGuyIV asked us questions about golf, and these are my fibs.

My Friday Fibs Come Saturday

Yesterday was a busy day, and the Fibbing Friday prompt came after I got going on about my day. So, here I am today to bring you my Friday fibs to enjoy. Thank you to Pensitivity101 for being the substitute. I do love my Fridays because of the fibbing conundrums LOL. It was a good feeling seeing them when I started my day today!

  1. Lucky dip is self explanatory when it comes to gifts, but how did it originate?

    It’s an absolute mystery and one of the most guarded secrets in the Vatican. No one knows the recipe or where it came from.
  2. Why is seven considered a lucky number?

    It’s lucky because the seven is shaped like the grim reaper’s scythe.
  3. Why is thirteen considered unlucky?

    Thirteen is unlucky because if you call someone’s name 13 times, they turn into a leprechan.
  4. Why do they say elephants never forget?

    They are smarter than the average bear and have a very big brain, so they can never forget anything.
  5. How did slippers get so called?

    A man was wearing them to ski down the Himalayan Mountains…slippery little suckers!
  6. What are the doldrums?

    They are ancient devices ran by mermaids to trap ships in the ocean.
  7. Do igloos have central heating?

    Yeah, they draw steam from a device in the water below the igloo.
  8. What was a jamboree bag?

    A bag that holds a thousand elephants, tigers, bearded ladies, and all the trainers in the circus.
  9. What were blackjacks?

    A casino game collection developed by Jack Black.
  10. Little Boy Blue blew what exactly?

    Bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles…so many that they turned him blue from lack of oxygen.

xoxo, E.M.

My Friday Fibbing – 11/5/2021

Fridays are my favorite on my blog because of some really cool prompts and activities, especially this activity of fibbing. Pensitivity101 is hosting today’s Fibbing Friday, and you can join in by clicking here.

  1. Where did Fireworks originate?

    It was made from the unstable material known as Wildfire from the Game of Thrones.
  2. What gives fireworks their colour?

    Dragon’s breath
  3. What does PGI stand for?

    Poo Gets Ignited
  4. What is the difference between a Firework and a Firecracker?

    A firework is made of Lannister blood and dragon’s breath, and firecrackers are made of ghost pepper infused crackers.
  5. Which country uses fireworks on August 20th to mark it National Celebration Day?

    King’s Landing
  6. What is a sparkler?

    A Westeros themed mimosa…
  7. Who is the largest manufacturer and exporter of fireworks in the world?

    The Daenerys Targaryen Firework Factory
  8. To what does baozhang refer?

    It’s a Mandarin boomerang.
  9. Who composed Music for The Royal Fireworks?

    Steve Miller Band
  10. What is a Chocolate Bomb?

    An Oompah Loompa’s fart

Fibbing Friday – Halloweeny Fibs 10/29/2021

Friday fun starts with Fibbing Friday, and this week’s fibbing is of a spooky theme since Halloween is around the corner. I love Halloween, except I call it Samhain. The veil lowers, and it brings about good things for the harvests to come. Let’s get to fibbing *giggles*

  1. Why does garlic repel vampires?

    Garlic has the same effect as water on gremlins. The smell of it makes them bubble and pop out baby bats from their backs.
  2. What do you need to kill a werewolf?

    A lady werewolf…
  3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern?

    A Jack-o-lantern is supposed to be a portal to bring Jack Skellington to your Halloween parties.
  4. What exactly is a ghoul?

    A ghoul is like a cute little puppy and is full of sunshine. It farts rainbows.
  5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited?

    Because not even vampires can dodge a breaking and entering charge…immortal or not.
  6. Why can’t vampires cross running water?

    It would mess up their really good hair, and their shoes are really expensive.
  7. What does a chupacabra eat?

    Little Debbie snack cakes…
  8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld?

    Niklaus Mikaelson…he’s in super hybrid form.
  9. Who are the Stygian Witches?

    Joan Ferguson, Chucky’s Bride, and Baby Shark
  10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew?

    Tequila…it magically makes your clothes fall off *giggles*

Fibbing Friday – Creatures or Otherwise

I always get so excited for Fridays to come along to see what challenges there will be for Fibbing Friday. This week it is hosted by Pensitivity101, and it’s about oodles and boodles of creatures or something else. I hope you enjoy my answers!

1. A walk of …………


2. A bed of ………….


3. A horde of ………….


4. A bike of …………..


5. A rhumba of ………..

Bubble Guppies

6. A shrewdness of ………….


7. A raft of ……………..

Baby Sharks

8. A mess of …………….


9. A huddle of ……………


10. A family of……………….


My Fibbing Friday: October 15, 2021

It’s that time again, where I get to come up with my crazy answers and stretch the truth to PCGuyIV’s and Pensitivity101’s Fibbing Friday Challenge. TGIF!

  1. Exactly what did Columbus do in 1492?

    He invented a time machine that would take people 1000 years in the future to flying boats and a water world.
  2. Why does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving in October rather than November as the US does?

    The turkeys are tastier in October rather than November.
  3. Why do we carve pumpkins into Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween?

    So that all the pumpkin spice addicts cannot harvest them to make pancakes, coffee, and everything else that they turn into pumpkin spice-scented anythings.
  4. If “octo-” means eight, then why is October the tenth month?

    October was named after a magical, giant octopus rather than the number month it represents.
  5. Why do kids dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

    In the words and voice of Vincent Price in Thriller, “To terrorize yalls neighborhoods”.
  6. What is the movie, Hocus Pocus about?

    It’s the story of my life as E.M. The Good Witch.
  7. In the Movie, Halloween, why was Michael Myers sent to an insane asylum when he was only six years old?

    He told everyone where the Fountain of Youth was located because he was actually an immortal creature who could never die.
  8. Continuing from the previous question, what did Myers do when he escaped approximately fifteen years later?

    He went on a search for Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory because they don’t have chocolate in insane asylums. He also wanted to see an Oompah Loompah.
  9. What was the movie, Lost Boys about?

    It was the sequel to Stand By Me. The boys got lost on the tracks again. No dead bodies were found this time though, just a carpetbagger who filled them in on the meaning of life.
  10. According to legend, why don’t vampires have a reflection?

    If a vampire sees themselves, they cannot stop looking because they are so beautiful and majestic. If they look too long in the mirror, the vampires turn into puppies, so it’s better if they don’t see themselves at all.

E.M.’s October 8th Fibs: Books

Here are my answers to yesterday’s Fibbing Friday sponsored by Pensitivity101.

1. A Tale of Two Cities

This is a tale that set the stage for Westeros, and it is about the war between Winterfell and King’s Landing. Jon Snow dies in the first chapter.

2. Pride and Prejudice

In this book, it tells the story of Charles Manson and his minions. It’s a true story of how pride and prejudice consumed their souls enough to murder an entire village.

3. Little Women

This is the first book about female Oompah Loompahs, since they didn’t really show any when filming the Wizard of Oz.

4. The Carpetbaggers

These are the stories about wealthy men and women who could afford to carry bags covered in cashmere carpet to show how rich they were while traveling.

5. What Katy Did Next

Nancy Drew finds Katy and writes about her every account of life for 180 days… Eventually, she has nothing left to do next.

6. Dune

Everyone knows this is the true story of Jason Mamoa’s journey to being an axeman.

7. Cider with Rosie

This is a short story about Rosie O’Donnell and her love of hooch.

8. Far from the Madding Crowd

The happy crowd is jumping through hoops, literally, to avoid being mad.

9. Jaws

This is a true story about boxers and what a left hook can do to the jaws of their opponents.

10. The Lord of the Rings

It’s a true story about how the Olympic committee developed the logo for the Olympics and the first winner ever of the Gold!

xoxo, E.M.

E.M.’s October 1st Fibs

It’s that time again for me to tell my delusional depictions of PCGuyIV and Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday. It was a really cool cinematic/broadway theme. I hope you all enjoy my fibs *giggles*…because it was nice to take a break from packing and come up with my crazy answers.

  1. Who is standing around a cauldron at the beginning of MacBeth?
    The little girl from that horror movie that always has her hair in her face in the horror movie The Ring.
  2. What happens at the end of Romeo and Juliet?
    The two young lovers ran away with the circus and fed peanuts to elephants for the rest of their lives, until they are both murdered by a chimpanzee with a homicidal tendency.
  3. What was Les Misérables about?
    The life of a woman who was so miserable that she began eating people. Her first victim’s name was Les.
  4. Why did the Phantom wear a mask?
    He took his inspiration from Jim Carrey. They were besties.
  5. Which cat earned the right to go to the Heavyside Lair?
    Grumpy Cat…His face was considered so ugly that it was cute, so he got special privilege.
  6. Chicago wasn’t about women on death row in the 1920s. What was it about?
    Richard Gere’s action of going AWOL from the Navy…
  7. West Side Story was based on which of Shakespeare’s plays?
    Love’s Labour’s Won and Love’s Labour’s Lost – prequel and sequel
  8. Which Disney animated movie turned Broadway musical was inspired by Hamlet?
  9. Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street wasn’t about a homicidal barber. What was it about?
    Edward Scissorhands…
  10. Where did The King and I take place?

xoxo, E.M.

Fibbing Friday by E.M

This Fibbing Friday was brought to us by Pensitivity101 and PC Guy, and this is my second challenge. The first challenge I did, I found from a fellow blogger, and I like stretching the truth on these posts and using my imagination to come up with answers very far from the truth. I’m an honest person in real life, so these are really fun. Enjoy my lies! *haha*

  1. What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?
    An earthworm is round, blue, with many bumps that look like land masses, while an ear worm is a worm that wiggles up to your ear to tell you all of the secrets from people around you.
  2. What is a Mars Bar?
    It’s a gymnast’s practice equipment to make them spin like they are reaching the gravitational pull of the planet Mars.
  3. What colour is a peanut?
    Purple…duh! They get that way from being ran through a wine press after they have been toasted to paint them with the essence of goodness.
  4. What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner?
    It means that it is filled with the text messages from all the girls who are texting your boyfriend, who is indeed a dog.
  5. What is an orange pippin?
    It’s a dessert found in the deepest rainforest, and it looks like Scotty Pippin when you squeeze the juice out.
  6. What do an owl, pussy cat and five pound note all have in common?
    They are quiet, light, and only come out when there is an apocalyptic threat in the area.
  7. Where would you find a Bunny Girl?
    In a magical forest that opens up only when you are in the back of a wardrobe. It’s said there are lions, minotaur, and witches there as well.
  8. What is the difference between an heir and a hair?
    An heir is a bubble that comes up from wild sea creatures in the Pacific Ocean as they are hiding from the humans passing by, and a hair is a golden needle that will weave the life you have always wished and dreamed about.
  9. What is meant by fringe benefits?
    They are things that sit on the ruffle of lace to make you feel more beautiful.
  10. What is a whimsy?
    It’s the best football play to ever be used on Sunday Night Football, but it can only be used when you have a terrible quarterback.

xoxo, E.M.