Yesterday was a busy day, and the Fibbing Friday prompt came after I got going on about my day. So, here I am today to bring you my Friday fibs to enjoy. Thank you to Pensitivity101 for being the substitute. I do love my Fridays because of the fibbing conundrums LOL. It was a good feeling seeing them when I started my day today!
Lucky dip is self explanatory when it comes to gifts, but how did it originate?
It’s an absolute mystery and one of the most guarded secrets in the Vatican. No one knows the recipe or where it came from.
Why is seven considered a lucky number?
It’s lucky because the seven is shaped like the grim reaper’s scythe.
Why is thirteen considered unlucky?
Thirteen is unlucky because if you call someone’s name 13 times, they turn into a leprechan.
Why do they say elephants never forget?
They are smarter than the average bear and have a very big brain, so they can never forget anything.
How did slippers get so called?
A man was wearing them to ski down the Himalayan Mountains…slippery little suckers!
What are the doldrums?
They are ancient devices ran by mermaids to trap ships in the ocean.
Do igloos have central heating?
Yeah, they draw steam from a device in the water below the igloo.
What was a jamboree bag?
A bag that holds a thousand elephants, tigers, bearded ladies, and all the trainers in the circus.
What were blackjacks?
A casino game collection developed by Jack Black.
Little Boy Blue blew what exactly?
Bubbles. Lots and lots of bubbles…so many that they turned him blue from lack of oxygen.
Fridays are my favorite on my blog because of some really cool prompts and activities, especially this activity of fibbing. Pensitivity101 is hosting today’s Fibbing Friday, and you can join in by clicking here.
Where did Fireworks originate?
It was made from the unstable material known as Wildfire from the Game of Thrones.
What gives fireworks their colour?
What does PGI stand for?
Poo Gets Ignited
What is the difference between a Firework and a Firecracker?
A firework is made of Lannister blood and dragon’s breath, and firecrackers are made of ghost pepper infused crackers.
Which country uses fireworks on August 20th to mark it National Celebration Day?
What is a sparkler?
A Westeros themed mimosa…
Who is the largest manufacturer and exporter of fireworks in the world?
Friday fun starts with Fibbing Friday, and this week’s fibbing is of a spooky theme since Halloween is around the corner. I love Halloween, except I call it Samhain. The veil lowers, and it brings about good things for the harvests to come. Let’s get to fibbing *giggles*
Why does garlic repel vampires?
Garlic has the same effect as water on gremlins. The smell of it makes them bubble and pop out baby bats from their backs.
What do you need to kill a werewolf?
A lady werewolf…
What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern?
A Jack-o-lantern is supposed to be a portal to bring Jack Skellington to your Halloween parties.
What exactly is a ghoul?
A ghoul is like a cute little puppy and is full of sunshine. It farts rainbows.
Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited?
Because not even vampires can dodge a breaking and entering charge…immortal or not.
Why can’t vampires cross running water?
It would mess up their really good hair, and their shoes are really expensive.
What does a chupacabra eat?
Little Debbie snack cakes…
What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld?
Niklaus Mikaelson…he’s in super hybrid form.
Who are the Stygian Witches?
Joan Ferguson, Chucky’s Bride, and Baby Shark
What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew?
Tequila…it magically makes your clothes fall off *giggles*
I always get so excited for Fridays to come along to see what challenges there will be for Fibbing Friday. This week it is hosted by Pensitivity101, and it’s about oodles and boodles of creatures or something else. I hope you enjoy my answers!
He invented a time machine that would take people 1000 years in the future to flying boats and a water world.
Why does Canada celebrate Thanksgiving in October rather than November as the US does?
The turkeys are tastier in October rather than November.
Why do we carve pumpkins into Jack-o-lanterns for Halloween?
So that all the pumpkin spice addicts cannot harvest them to make pancakes, coffee, and everything else that they turn into pumpkin spice-scented anythings.
If “octo-” means eight, then why is October the tenth month?
October was named after a magical, giant octopus rather than the number month it represents.
Why do kids dress up in costumes and go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
In the words and voice of Vincent Price in Thriller, “To terrorize yalls neighborhoods”.
What is the movie, Hocus Pocus about?
It’s the story of my life as E.M. The Good Witch.
In the Movie, Halloween, why was Michael Myers sent to an insane asylum when he was only six years old?
He told everyone where the Fountain of Youth was located because he was actually an immortal creature who could never die.
Continuing from the previous question, what did Myers do when he escaped approximately fifteen years later?
He went on a search for Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory because they don’t have chocolate in insane asylums. He also wanted to see an Oompah Loompah.
What was the movie, Lost Boys about?
It was the sequel to Stand By Me. The boys got lost on the tracks again. No dead bodies were found this time though, just a carpetbagger who filled them in on the meaning of life.
According to legend, why don’t vampires have a reflection?
If a vampire sees themselves, they cannot stop looking because they are so beautiful and majestic. If they look too long in the mirror, the vampires turn into puppies, so it’s better if they don’t see themselves at all.
It’s that time again for me to tell my delusional depictions of PCGuyIV and Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday. It was a really cool cinematic/broadway theme. I hope you all enjoy my fibs *giggles*…because it was nice to take a break from packing and come up with my crazy answers.
Who is standing around a cauldron at the beginning of MacBeth? The little girl from that horror movie that always has her hair in her face in the horror movie The Ring.
What happens at the end of Romeo and Juliet? The two young lovers ran away with the circus and fed peanuts to elephants for the rest of their lives, until they are both murdered by a chimpanzee with a homicidal tendency.
What was Les Misérables about? The life of a woman who was so miserable that she began eating people. Her first victim’s name was Les.
Why did the Phantom wear a mask? He took his inspiration from Jim Carrey. They were besties.
Which cat earned the right to go to the Heavyside Lair? Grumpy Cat…His face was considered so ugly that it was cute, so he got special privilege.
Chicago wasn’t about women on death row in the 1920s. What was it about? Richard Gere’s action of going AWOL from the Navy…
West Side Story was based on which of Shakespeare’s plays? Love’s Labour’s Won and Love’s Labour’s Lost – prequel and sequel
Which Disney animated movie turned Broadway musical was inspired by Hamlet? Moana
Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street wasn’t about a homicidal barber. What was it about? Edward Scissorhands…
Through Ella Craig, I found Thoughts and Theories’ Fibbing Friday, and I thought it was a really cool way to use my imagination.
How it works is that you cannot speak the truth when answering the question, so you have to use your imagination and come up with your own fib of a creative answer to their questions. Let’s see how good of a truth bender I am (*laughs*). (If you decide to do this little challenge, be sure to pingback to Fibbing Friday and add #FibbingFriday to your tags.)
What exactly is the philosopher’s stone?
A pretty blue dragon’s egg that will turn anyone who touches it into a genius.
What is kept in the Chamber of Secrets?
Every single person who could not keep a secret in the entire world and the supernatural world. They are kept there and tickled with phoenix feathers until they pinky-swear not to tell secrets anymore.
Why was Harry Potter known as “The Boy Who Lived”?
It was easier than saying that he was the son of Beta from the Walking Dead and wasn’t alive at all.
What was the Elder Wand made of?
The hairs of Volturi vampires from the Twilight Saga
What are the Deathly Hallows?
A bunch of hallow trees that steal your soul and kill you in the Robin Hood movie with Kevin Costner.
Who wrote Magical Me?
What is a Firebolt?
It’s when you are sitting in the chair after eating a big plate of hot, spicy food, and you expel a firebolt from ya rear.
What are the Nimbus 2000, and the Nimbus 2001?
They are the new way to get in shape in 2021. After using them, you will become much more flexible and limber…nimble.
What does polyjuice potion do?
It’s a juicy love potion that makes the person who consumes it love everyone, and it’s reserved for loners that are unable to socialize.
What does a portkey do?
I opens up a mysterious portal to take you to the bookstore to enter the Neverending Story