Santa’s Christmas Wishes – RXC 211

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This Christmas, Santa wants the following things:

  • Stop lighting the fireplace 6 hours before his estimated arrival. He is still treating the wounds from burns on his bum from last year.

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  • All mean kids who discovered him last year should be sedated this year by 10 PM North Pole Time. His shins do not heal with way they used to.

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  • He hates sugar cookies. Milk makes him gag. With that in mind, he asks Bacon. You can throw together a few tacos to go also!

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  • He wants us to stop putting bulbs on the bottom row of the tree. They get caught in his hat, and the noise wakes all of the bad kids that like to kick him in the shins, tie him up, and steal all the other children’s presents in the neighborhood.

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  • Candy canes…lots and lots of candy canes. There are not nearly enough people who hang them on the tree, and Santa loves a variety of candy cane choices when he visits your Christmas tree. Warning: Do NOT put plastic candy canes on the tree or he will leave you coal.

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  • Last, but not least, he asks that you stop telling your children that Santa is not real. It’s bad for business!

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This post was written for Reena’s Xploration Challenge #211.

xoxo, E.M.

E.M.’s Brain Tabs – RXC #109

From the moment my eyes open, the tabs begin to form

What will I write today?

What will my health be like today?

Don’t forget to medicate!

(Coffee, please!)

Make the coffee…play some games on my phone…

(Thank you very much!)

Okay…let’s go outside!

(I don’t function until three cigarettes are done and a cuppa is drunk.)

Don’t bother me yet.

Routine time!

How many challenges will I achieve today?

Look at all these tabs!

What’s for breakfast?

What will I snack on at lunchtime, if I eat at all?

Dinner will be ready at such and such time today.

Let’s write more on the book!

Should I share this piece of the book or nah?

Oh! That will be a good word to put in the story.

Dogs have to go pee.

I have to go pee.

Baby time!

I’m tired, but I will write a little bit longer.

Dogs barking…shush!

Medicate again!

Eyes are heavy…

(Just keep writing…)

Night night, WordPress.

Hello, Pillow! Hello, Bed!

I missed you!

Let’s turn everything off in my head now.

(Yeah right! That thing never shuts off!)

Shush brain…it’s time for bed…

(No thanks! I’ll keep you up just a while longer!)

Snuggle time… and finally, I can close all the tabs…

Goodnight!


This post was written for Reena’s Xploration Challenge #109, and the prompt was “My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open”. The parentheses are my brain speaking.