Fibbing Friday – Halloweeny Fibs 10/29/2021

Friday fun starts with Fibbing Friday, and this week’s fibbing is of a spooky theme since Halloween is around the corner. I love Halloween, except I call it Samhain. The veil lowers, and it brings about good things for the harvests to come. Let’s get to fibbing *giggles*

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1. Why does garlic repel vampires?
   
   Garlic has the same effect as water on gremlins. The smell of it makes them bubble and pop out baby bats from their backs.
   
2. What do you need to kill a werewolf?
   
   A lady werewolf…
   
3. What is the purpose of a Jack-o-lantern?
   
   A Jack-o-lantern is supposed to be a portal to bring Jack Skellington to your Halloween parties.
   
4. What exactly is a ghoul?
   
   A ghoul is like a cute little puppy and is full of sunshine. It farts rainbows.
   
5. Why can’t vampires enter a home unless invited?
   
   Because not even vampires can dodge a breaking and entering charge…immortal or not.
   
6. Why can’t vampires cross running water?
   
   It would mess up their really good hair, and their shoes are really expensive.
   
7. What does a chupacabra eat?
   
   Little Debbie snack cakes…
   
8. What is the name of the three-headed dog that guards the gates of the underworld?
   
   Niklaus Mikaelson…he’s in super hybrid form.
   
9. Who are the Stygian Witches?
   
   Joan Ferguson, Chucky’s Bride, and Baby Shark
   
10. What alcoholic beverage is thought to be the true origin of witches’ brew?
    
    Tequila…it magically makes your clothes fall off *giggles*