This Fibbing Friday was brought to us by Pensitivity101 and PC Guy, and this is my second challenge. The first challenge I did, I found from a fellow blogger, and I like stretching the truth on these posts and using my imagination to come up with answers very far from the truth. I’m an honest person in real life, so these are really fun. Enjoy my lies! *haha*
- What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm?
An earthworm is round, blue, with many bumps that look like land masses, while an ear worm is a worm that wiggles up to your ear to tell you all of the secrets from people around you.
- What is a Mars Bar?
It’s a gymnast’s practice equipment to make them spin like they are reaching the gravitational pull of the planet Mars.
- What colour is a peanut?
Purple…duh! They get that way from being ran through a wine press after they have been toasted to paint them with the essence of goodness.
- What is meant by dressed up like a dog’s dinner?
It means that it is filled with the text messages from all the girls who are texting your boyfriend, who is indeed a dog.
- What is an orange pippin?
It’s a dessert found in the deepest rainforest, and it looks like Scotty Pippin when you squeeze the juice out.
- What do an owl, pussy cat and five pound note all have in common?
They are quiet, light, and only come out when there is an apocalyptic threat in the area.
- Where would you find a Bunny Girl?
In a magical forest that opens up only when you are in the back of a wardrobe. It’s said there are lions, minotaur, and witches there as well.
- What is the difference between an heir and a hair?
An heir is a bubble that comes up from wild sea creatures in the Pacific Ocean as they are hiding from the humans passing by, and a hair is a golden needle that will weave the life you have always wished and dreamed about.
- What is meant by fringe benefits?
They are things that sit on the ruffle of lace to make you feel more beautiful.
- What is a whimsy?
It’s the best football play to ever be used on Sunday Night Football, but it can only be used when you have a terrible quarterback.